I like cake and I'm short
lost1shoe
San Jose, California | Жена тражим мушкарца
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Мој опис
This part is always weird... writing it up makes this all seem so final and crucial.
Instead of linear statements which often are a representation of the best and the worst we have to offer, these are things I've said:
That is my ID, I weighed more then I do now... yes, that is scotch tape.
He's a police n'officer
You need to mind your gassy salutions
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Also, please don't contact me to tell me that you think my culture is "so interesting". I was born in Cali, so were my parents, so were their parents, so were their parents. On the flipside, don't contact me to call me a sell-out.
Basically, if you suffer from asianophelia or if you refer to anyone that's not Asian by their race and name, lean back or go away.
If you've made it this far, you're a shut-in, like me. So you'll understand why we can't be friends until I complete my manifesto. j/k :-) Thanks for reading!
Instead of linear statements which often are a representation of the best and the worst we have to offer, these are things I've said:
That is my ID, I weighed more then I do now... yes, that is scotch tape.
He's a police n'officer
You need to mind your gassy salutions
---
Also, please don't contact me to tell me that you think my culture is "so interesting". I was born in Cali, so were my parents, so were their parents, so were their parents. On the flipside, don't contact me to call me a sell-out.
Basically, if you suffer from asianophelia or if you refer to anyone that's not Asian by their race and name, lean back or go away.
If you've made it this far, you're a shut-in, like me. So you'll understand why we can't be friends until I complete my manifesto. j/k :-) Thanks for reading!
Хороскопски знак
Рак
Изглед и стање
Висина
157 цм
Боја очију
Смеђa
Раса
Остало
Брачно стање
Никад нисам био/била у браку
Имам децу
Не
Желим децу
Нисам сигуран/сигурна
Боја косе
Остало
Имам
Мачка
Статус
Мој радни однос
Пуно радно време
Моја струка
Рачунари/Електроника
Назив мог радног места
Who has these???
Код куће
Увек је мирно
Пијем
Да - једну или две
Личност
У средњој школи био/била сам
Штребер
У друштву сам
Посматрач, Дружељубив/дружељубива, Занимљив(а), Чудан/чудна
Моја интересовања и хобији
Спортове, Музика, Игре, Глуварење по клубовима, Породица, Кување
Како замишљам провод
Дружење с пријатељима, Волим да испробавам нове ствари, Блеја, Спавање, Клубови/барови, Пиће, Концерт
Мој савршен први састанак
whatever is fun for us both, and doesn't end with a night in jail, bodily injury, or PTS disorder. I dont really think about things like that b/c who knows whom you will meet or where life may take you.
Одувек сам желео/желела да
to avoid becoming an alcoholic, but this registration process makes me reach for the boozemahol.
Моји пријатељи кажу да сам
Дружељубив/дружељубива, Чудан/чудна, Блесав/блесава
Погледи/Животни ставови
Религија
Духован/духовна сам, али не религиозан/религиозна
Мој смисао за хумор
Сиров/саркастичан, Блесав/блесава, Урнебесан/слепстик
Укус
На ТВ-у увек гледам
Цртане филмове, Документарце, Спортове, ”Ријалити шоу” програме, Репризе програма
У биоскопу увек гледам
Акције, Комедије, Драме, Хороре
Увек слушам
Звукови усисивача
Увек читам
Класике, Историјске, Смисао за хумор, Музика
Како замишљам добру забаву
[dependent on happenstance ][independent of circumstance ]
Тражим
Шта Вас привлачи?
Интелигенција, Изглед, Смисао за хумор, Саосећајност, Новац, Домишљатост, Брижљивост
Шта тражите?
my keys, my cell phone -- no, I'm not serious and I don't really look for specific qualities. I have no idea who makes marriage-material, nor do I know where it is purchased.