I like cake and I'm short
lost1shoe
San Jose, California | Mulher Procurando um Homem
Informação Básica
Me Descreveria Como
This part is always weird... writing it up makes this all seem so final and crucial.
Instead of linear statements which often are a representation of the best and the worst we have to offer, these are things I've said:
That is my ID, I weighed more then I do now... yes, that is scotch tape.
He's a police n'officer
You need to mind your gassy salutions
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Also, please don't contact me to tell me that you think my culture is "so interesting". I was born in Cali, so were my parents, so were their parents, so were their parents. On the flipside, don't contact me to call me a sell-out.
Basically, if you suffer from asianophelia or if you refer to anyone that's not Asian by their race and name, lean back or go away.
If you've made it this far, you're a shut-in, like me. So you'll understand why we can't be friends until I complete my manifesto. j/k :-) Thanks for reading!
Instead of linear statements which often are a representation of the best and the worst we have to offer, these are things I've said:
That is my ID, I weighed more then I do now... yes, that is scotch tape.
He's a police n'officer
You need to mind your gassy salutions
---
Also, please don't contact me to tell me that you think my culture is "so interesting". I was born in Cali, so were my parents, so were their parents, so were their parents. On the flipside, don't contact me to call me a sell-out.
Basically, if you suffer from asianophelia or if you refer to anyone that's not Asian by their race and name, lean back or go away.
If you've made it this far, you're a shut-in, like me. So you'll understand why we can't be friends until I complete my manifesto. j/k :-) Thanks for reading!
Signo
Câncer/Caranguejo
Aparência & Situação
Minha Altura:
1.57 m
Cor dos Olhos:
Marrons
Minha Etnia:
Outra
Minha Situação Conjugal:
Nunca Casado
Com Filhos?
Não
Quer Ter Filhos?
Não Tenho Certeza
Cor de Cabelo:
Outra
Animais Que Possuo:
Cachorro
Status
Ocupação
Tempo Integral
Especialização
Computadores / Eletrônicos
Meu Título de Trabalho É
Who has these???
Em Casa
Tudo Está Calmo
Eu Bebo
Sim - Um ou Dois
Personalidade
No Colegial, Eu Era Um
Nerd
Meu Comportamento Social É
Observador, Amigável, Cômico/a, Estranha
Meus Interesses e Atividades São
Esportes, Música, Jogos, Balada em Boates e Botecos/ Sair à Noite para Discotecas e Bares, Família, Cozinhar
Minha Ideia De Um Momento Ideal É
Sair Com Os Amigos, Experimentar Novas Coisas, Relaxar, Dormi, Bares / Clubes, Beber, Ir A Um Concerto
Um Primeiro Encontro Ideal Seria
whatever is fun for us both, and doesn't end with a night in jail, bodily injury, or PTS disorder. I dont really think about things like that b/c who knows whom you will meet or where life may take you.
Eu Sempre Quis Tentar
to avoid becoming an alcoholic, but this registration process makes me reach for the boozemahol.
Meus Amigos Me Descrevem Como Sendo
Amigável, Obscuro/a, Pateta
Vistas
Minha Religião É
Espiritualizado Mas Não Religioso
Meu Tipo de Humor É
Seco / Sarcástico, Pateta, Palhaçada
Gosto
Na TV, Eu Sempre Assisto
Desenhos, Documentários, Esportes, Reality Shows, Reprises/Repetições
Quando Eu Vou Ao Cinema, Eu Sempre Vou Para Ver Um
Ação, Comédia, Drama, Terror
Quando Eu Ouço Música, Eu Sempre Ouço
Barulho de Aspirador de Pó
Quando Eu Leio, Eu Sempre Leio
Clássicos, História, Humor, Música
Para mim, Diversão É
[dependent on happenstance ][independent of circumstance ]
À procura de
O Que Você Acha Atraente?
Inteligência, Boa Aparência, Humor, Empatia, Dinheiro, Espirituoso/a, Consideração Pelos Outros
O Que Você Procura?
my keys, my cell phone -- no, I'm not serious and I don't really look for specific qualities. I have no idea who makes marriage-material, nor do I know where it is purchased.