I like cake and I'm short
lost1shoe
San Jose, California | Mujer Buscando Hombre
Información Básica
Me describiría a mi mismo como
This part is always weird... writing it up makes this all seem so final and crucial.
Instead of linear statements which often are a representation of the best and the worst we have to offer, these are things I've said:
That is my ID, I weighed more then I do now... yes, that is scotch tape.
He's a police n'officer
You need to mind your gassy salutions
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Also, please don't contact me to tell me that you think my culture is "so interesting". I was born in Cali, so were my parents, so were their parents, so were their parents. On the flipside, don't contact me to call me a sell-out.
Basically, if you suffer from asianophelia or if you refer to anyone that's not Asian by their race and name, lean back or go away.
If you've made it this far, you're a shut-in, like me. So you'll understand why we can't be friends until I complete my manifesto. j/k :-) Thanks for reading!
Instead of linear statements which often are a representation of the best and the worst we have to offer, these are things I've said:
That is my ID, I weighed more then I do now... yes, that is scotch tape.
He's a police n'officer
You need to mind your gassy salutions
---
Also, please don't contact me to tell me that you think my culture is "so interesting". I was born in Cali, so were my parents, so were their parents, so were their parents. On the flipside, don't contact me to call me a sell-out.
Basically, if you suffer from asianophelia or if you refer to anyone that's not Asian by their race and name, lean back or go away.
If you've made it this far, you're a shut-in, like me. So you'll understand why we can't be friends until I complete my manifesto. j/k :-) Thanks for reading!
Signo
Cancer
Apariencia y Situación
Mi altura es
5' 2 (1.57 m)
Mis ojos son
Marrones
Mi raza es
Otros
Mi situación marital es
Nunca Casado
Tengo hijos
No
Quiero tener hijos
No estoy seguro
Mi pelo es
Otros
Tengo uno o más de estos
Perro
Estatus
Mi situación laboral actual es
Tiempo Completo
Mi especialidad es
Computadoras / Electrónica
Mi trabajo es como
Who has these???
En casa
Todo tranquilo
Soy Bebedor
Si - Uno o dos
Personalidad
En el instituto, era
Ratón de Biblioteca
Socialmente, me describiría como
Observador, Amistoso, Cómico, Extraña / Rarezas
Mis aficiones e intereses son
Deportes, Música, Juegos, Clubes / Ir de bares, Familia, Cocinar
Mi idea de un rato estupendo es
Salir con amigos, Probar cosas nuevas, Relajarse, Dormir, Clubs / Bares, Beber, Ir a un Concierto
Mi primera cita ideal sería
whatever is fun for us both, and doesn't end with a night in jail, bodily injury, or PTS disorder. I dont really think about things like that b/c who knows whom you will meet or where life may take you.
Siempre he querido probar
to avoid becoming an alcoholic, but this registration process makes me reach for the boozemahol.
Mis amigos me describen como
Amistoso, Oscuro, Bobo
Puntos de Vista
Mi religión es
Espiritual pero no religioso
Mi sentido del humor es
Seco / Sarcástico, Bobo, Payasadas
Gustos
En la TV, siempre veo
Dibujos Animados, Documentales, Deportes, Shows de Reality, Reposiciones
Si voy al cine, siempre me gusta ver una
Acción, Comedia , Drama , Horror
Cuando escucho música, lo que más me gusta es
El ruido de la aspiradora
Cuando leo libros, lo que más me gusta es
Clásicos, Historia, Humor, Música
Mi idea de diversión es
[dependent on happenstance ][independent of circumstance ]
Estoy buscando a
¿Qué te resulta atractivo?
Inteligencia, Buena Imagen, Humor, Empatía, Dinero, Ingenio, Detallista
¿Qué estás buscando?
my keys, my cell phone -- no, I'm not serious and I don't really look for specific qualities. I have no idea who makes marriage-material, nor do I know where it is purchased.