I like cake and I'm short
lost1shoe
San Jose, California | Kvinde Søger en Mand
Grundlæggende oplysninger
Jeg beskriver mig selv som
This part is always weird... writing it up makes this all seem so final and crucial.
Instead of linear statements which often are a representation of the best and the worst we have to offer, these are things I've said:
That is my ID, I weighed more then I do now... yes, that is scotch tape.
He's a police n'officer
You need to mind your gassy salutions
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Also, please don't contact me to tell me that you think my culture is "so interesting". I was born in Cali, so were my parents, so were their parents, so were their parents. On the flipside, don't contact me to call me a sell-out.
Basically, if you suffer from asianophelia or if you refer to anyone that's not Asian by their race and name, lean back or go away.
If you've made it this far, you're a shut-in, like me. So you'll understand why we can't be friends until I complete my manifesto. j/k :-) Thanks for reading!
Instead of linear statements which often are a representation of the best and the worst we have to offer, these are things I've said:
That is my ID, I weighed more then I do now... yes, that is scotch tape.
He's a police n'officer
You need to mind your gassy salutions
---
Also, please don't contact me to tell me that you think my culture is "so interesting". I was born in Cali, so were my parents, so were their parents, so were their parents. On the flipside, don't contact me to call me a sell-out.
Basically, if you suffer from asianophelia or if you refer to anyone that's not Asian by their race and name, lean back or go away.
If you've made it this far, you're a shut-in, like me. So you'll understand why we can't be friends until I complete my manifesto. j/k :-) Thanks for reading!
Underskriv
Kræft
Udseende & Situation
Min højde er
157 cm
Mine øjne er
Brun
Min etnicitet er
Andet
Min civilstand er
Aldrig gift
Jeg har børn
Nej
Jeg vil have børn
Ikke sikker
Mit hår er
Andet
Jeg har en eller flere af disse
Hund
Status
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er
Fuldtid
Mit speciale er
Computere / elektronik
Min jobtitel er
Who has these???
Hjemme
Alt er roligt
Jeg drikker
Ja - en eller to
Personlighed
I gymnasiet var jeg
Nørd
Min sociale opførsel er
Observerende, Venlig, Komisk, Underlig
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Sport, Musik, Spil, Gå på diskotek / barer, Familie, Madlavning
Min idé om at have det sjovt er
Være sammen med venner, Prøve noget nyt, Afslappende, Sove, Diskotek / barer, Drikke, Tage til koncert
En ideel første date ville være
whatever is fun for us both, and doesn't end with a night in jail, bodily injury, or PTS disorder. I dont really think about things like that b/c who knows whom you will meet or where life may take you.
Jeg har altid villet prøve
to avoid becoming an alcoholic, but this registration process makes me reach for the boozemahol.
Mine venner beskriver mig som
Venlig, Obskur, Fjollet
Synspunkter
Min religion er
Spirituel, men ikke religiøs
Min form for humor er
Tør / sarkastisk, Fjollet, Slapstick
Smag
I tv ser jeg altid
Tegnefilm, Dokumentarer, Sport, Reality Shows, Genudsendelser
Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en
Handling, Comedy, Drama, Gys
Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til
Støvsugerlyde
Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid
Klassisk, Historie, Humor, Musik
Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er
[dependent on happenstance ][independent of circumstance ]
Leder efter
Hvad finder du attraktivt?
Intelligens, Flot udseende, Humor, Empati, Penge, Morsom, Omtanke
Hvad leder du efter?
my keys, my cell phone -- no, I'm not serious and I don't really look for specific qualities. I have no idea who makes marriage-material, nor do I know where it is purchased.