Boring, Stupid, Lazy, Ugly, Not Fun!
mikeiver
San Pedro, California | Man Letar efter Kvinna
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Jag kan tala
Engelska
Jag skulle beskriva mig själv som
If you have read any number of the profiles on this site you know they all say same old stuff. You won't be wasting your time since my profile IS different.
ME: NO GAMES. Communication is key with me, if you're not a communicator then we won't get along. I'm very flexible, happy and young at heart, No baggage (well maybe a little, ask and I will tell), NO FEAR OF COMMITMENT, VERY low maintenance, easy going, down to earth, layed back and positive, but VERY direct and to the point, you WILL know what I am thinking and feeling and want. If I am uncomfortable I WILL talk about it. I am a good cook, do laundry, and clean my own toilet. I'm EXTREMELY HANDY at just about anything. I HATE drama! I'm Absolutely faithful and will not tolerate infidelity. I'm Very Affectionate, caring, and loving. If I take a liking to you I will focus all of my attentions, affections and free time on getting to know you better. I date one person at a time, it's to much trouble and not fair to either of us that I try and date more than one person. I would like the same from you. I have a very flexible work schedule and will make all the time for us you could ever want. Count on romantic nights and weekend getaways or just staying in with a movie, healthy eating and trashing the bed sheets for hours. What can I say, I am a total ROMANTIC! I don't do organized religion, You will be my religion. I treat others how I expect to be treated. About any activity is up my alley and I like just about any music.
RAP and Hip Hop, tattoos and piercings in strange places are not a part of my flexibility though, they turn me off! I never smoked, did drugs, got pierced or tatted. WTF is with all that anyway! If you're a part of that herd then don't waste OUR time. I'm not big on sports events on the tube or being there, rather be playing them. Sorry, I don't dance as I look like I am having a seizure.
I am looking for a REAL woman with which to spend the rest of my life and start a family of our own. You should have a fair smathering of the above traits. You don't have to be perfect or read minds and neither do I. Chemistry and attraction WILL be a large part of any relationship I throw myself into. I would like to say that looks, WEIGHT, and general fitness level are not important but that would be a lie and if I lied I would have to drop me like a hot rock! Any questions, ask me and you WILL get an honest answer back fast. Honesty in your profile is a must, I will drop you like a hot rock if you lie.
Remember, life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty, and well preserved piece, but to skid across the line broadside, used up, worn out, leaking oil, and yelling HEY YALL, THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A RIDE BUT WATCH THIS!
The best "Things" in life, AREN'T. You either get this one or you don't.
If you made it through that whole thing without loosing interest (not likely) then by all means Email me. If I like your profile and think we might be a match then I will give you my phone number and we can meet. Either way I WILL PERSONALLY RESPOND.
ME: NO GAMES. Communication is key with me, if you're not a communicator then we won't get along. I'm very flexible, happy and young at heart, No baggage (well maybe a little, ask and I will tell), NO FEAR OF COMMITMENT, VERY low maintenance, easy going, down to earth, layed back and positive, but VERY direct and to the point, you WILL know what I am thinking and feeling and want. If I am uncomfortable I WILL talk about it. I am a good cook, do laundry, and clean my own toilet. I'm EXTREMELY HANDY at just about anything. I HATE drama! I'm Absolutely faithful and will not tolerate infidelity. I'm Very Affectionate, caring, and loving. If I take a liking to you I will focus all of my attentions, affections and free time on getting to know you better. I date one person at a time, it's to much trouble and not fair to either of us that I try and date more than one person. I would like the same from you. I have a very flexible work schedule and will make all the time for us you could ever want. Count on romantic nights and weekend getaways or just staying in with a movie, healthy eating and trashing the bed sheets for hours. What can I say, I am a total ROMANTIC! I don't do organized religion, You will be my religion. I treat others how I expect to be treated. About any activity is up my alley and I like just about any music.
RAP and Hip Hop, tattoos and piercings in strange places are not a part of my flexibility though, they turn me off! I never smoked, did drugs, got pierced or tatted. WTF is with all that anyway! If you're a part of that herd then don't waste OUR time. I'm not big on sports events on the tube or being there, rather be playing them. Sorry, I don't dance as I look like I am having a seizure.
I am looking for a REAL woman with which to spend the rest of my life and start a family of our own. You should have a fair smathering of the above traits. You don't have to be perfect or read minds and neither do I. Chemistry and attraction WILL be a large part of any relationship I throw myself into. I would like to say that looks, WEIGHT, and general fitness level are not important but that would be a lie and if I lied I would have to drop me like a hot rock! Any questions, ask me and you WILL get an honest answer back fast. Honesty in your profile is a must, I will drop you like a hot rock if you lie.
Remember, life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty, and well preserved piece, but to skid across the line broadside, used up, worn out, leaking oil, and yelling HEY YALL, THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A RIDE BUT WATCH THIS!
The best "Things" in life, AREN'T. You either get this one or you don't.
If you made it through that whole thing without loosing interest (not likely) then by all means Email me. If I like your profile and think we might be a match then I will give you my phone number and we can meet. Either way I WILL PERSONALLY RESPOND.
Stjärntecken
Skorpionen
Utseende & situation
Min kroppstyp är
Vältränad
Min längd är
192 cm
Mina ögon är
Blåa
Min etnicitet är
Kaukasisk
Mitt civilstånd är
Aldrig varit gift
Jag har barn
Nej
Jag vill ha barn
Ja
Min bästa kroppsdel är
Ben
Kroppskonst
Skulle aldrig ens tänka tanken
Mitt hår är
Ljusbrunt
Jag har en eller flera av dessa
Fågel
Status
Min utbildningsnivå är
Vissa universitetsstudier
Min nuvarande anställningsstatus är
Heltid
Min specialitet är
Annat
Jag tjänar så här mycket per år
Mellan 300 000 och 450 000 kronor
Jag bor
Ensam, Med husdjur
Hemma
Vänner hälsar på då och då
Jag är rökare
Nej
Jag dricker
Ja - feströker
Personlighet
I skolan var jag
Den tysta
Mitt beteende i sociala sammanhang är
Blyg, Livlig, Komiker, Utåtriktad
Mina intressen och hobbies är
Konst & Hantverk, Läsa, Lärande, Musik, Filmer, Internet, Spel, Familj, Middag, Fotografering, Resor, Matlagning, Campa, Datorer
Att ha kul innebär för mig
Umgås med vänner, Stanna hemma, Prova nya saker, Bio, Tar det lugnt, Att dricka, Läsa en bok, Spela videospel, Gå på konsert, Gå på museum
Den idealiska första dejten för mig skulle vara att
A comfortable time for us both where we don't put up a front and we are just what we are.
Åsikter
Min religion är
Spirituell men inte religiös
Jag går i kyrkan
Aldrig
Mitt mål i livet är
Find a pertner that needs to be a part of my life and needs me to be a part of theirs. Everything else good comes from that.
Min humor är
Klok, Torr / Sarkastisk, Vänlig, Obskyr, Farsartad, Oanständig, Sadistisk
Smak
På TV tittar jag alltid på
Tecknat, Dokumentärer, Filmer, Jag gillar inte TV
När jag går på bio ser jag alltid
Action, Science Fiction, Komedier, Romantik, Drama, Dokumentärer, Familj, Tecknat, Thriller
När jag lyssnar på musik lyssnar jag alltid på
Country, Rock, Hårdrock, Eletronisk, Pop, Klassisk, Jazz, Industriell, New Age, Folkmusik, Punk
När jag läser föredrar jag följande:
Komik, Fantasy, Fiktion, Humor, Instruerande, Matematik, Mystery, Natur, Referens, Poesi, Satir, Vetenskap, Science Fiction, Teknisk
Letar efter
Vad tycker du är attraktivt?
Intelligens, Snygga drag, Humor, Empati, Känslighet, Djärvhet, Spontanitet, Kvickhet, Omtänksamhet
Vilken form av förhållande söker du?
Vän, Intimt, Hängivenhet