Boring, Stupid, Lazy, Ugly, Not Fun!
mikeiver
San Pedro, California | Mann Suche eine/n Frau
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Ich kann sprechen
Englisch
Ich würde mich selbst beschreiben als
If you have read any number of the profiles on this site you know they all say same old stuff. You won't be wasting your time since my profile IS different.
ME: NO GAMES. Communication is key with me, if you're not a communicator then we won't get along. I'm very flexible, happy and young at heart, No baggage (well maybe a little, ask and I will tell), NO FEAR OF COMMITMENT, VERY low maintenance, easy going, down to earth, layed back and positive, but VERY direct and to the point, you WILL know what I am thinking and feeling and want. If I am uncomfortable I WILL talk about it. I am a good cook, do laundry, and clean my own toilet. I'm EXTREMELY HANDY at just about anything. I HATE drama! I'm Absolutely faithful and will not tolerate infidelity. I'm Very Affectionate, caring, and loving. If I take a liking to you I will focus all of my attentions, affections and free time on getting to know you better. I date one person at a time, it's to much trouble and not fair to either of us that I try and date more than one person. I would like the same from you. I have a very flexible work schedule and will make all the time for us you could ever want. Count on romantic nights and weekend getaways or just staying in with a movie, healthy eating and trashing the bed sheets for hours. What can I say, I am a total ROMANTIC! I don't do organized religion, You will be my religion. I treat others how I expect to be treated. About any activity is up my alley and I like just about any music.
RAP and Hip Hop, tattoos and piercings in strange places are not a part of my flexibility though, they turn me off! I never smoked, did drugs, got pierced or tatted. WTF is with all that anyway! If you're a part of that herd then don't waste OUR time. I'm not big on sports events on the tube or being there, rather be playing them. Sorry, I don't dance as I look like I am having a seizure.
I am looking for a REAL woman with which to spend the rest of my life and start a family of our own. You should have a fair smathering of the above traits. You don't have to be perfect or read minds and neither do I. Chemistry and attraction WILL be a large part of any relationship I throw myself into. I would like to say that looks, WEIGHT, and general fitness level are not important but that would be a lie and if I lied I would have to drop me like a hot rock! Any questions, ask me and you WILL get an honest answer back fast. Honesty in your profile is a must, I will drop you like a hot rock if you lie.
Remember, life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty, and well preserved piece, but to skid across the line broadside, used up, worn out, leaking oil, and yelling HEY YALL, THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A RIDE BUT WATCH THIS!
The best "Things" in life, AREN'T. You either get this one or you don't.
If you made it through that whole thing without loosing interest (not likely) then by all means Email me. If I like your profile and think we might be a match then I will give you my phone number and we can meet. Either way I WILL PERSONALLY RESPOND.
ME: NO GAMES. Communication is key with me, if you're not a communicator then we won't get along. I'm very flexible, happy and young at heart, No baggage (well maybe a little, ask and I will tell), NO FEAR OF COMMITMENT, VERY low maintenance, easy going, down to earth, layed back and positive, but VERY direct and to the point, you WILL know what I am thinking and feeling and want. If I am uncomfortable I WILL talk about it. I am a good cook, do laundry, and clean my own toilet. I'm EXTREMELY HANDY at just about anything. I HATE drama! I'm Absolutely faithful and will not tolerate infidelity. I'm Very Affectionate, caring, and loving. If I take a liking to you I will focus all of my attentions, affections and free time on getting to know you better. I date one person at a time, it's to much trouble and not fair to either of us that I try and date more than one person. I would like the same from you. I have a very flexible work schedule and will make all the time for us you could ever want. Count on romantic nights and weekend getaways or just staying in with a movie, healthy eating and trashing the bed sheets for hours. What can I say, I am a total ROMANTIC! I don't do organized religion, You will be my religion. I treat others how I expect to be treated. About any activity is up my alley and I like just about any music.
RAP and Hip Hop, tattoos and piercings in strange places are not a part of my flexibility though, they turn me off! I never smoked, did drugs, got pierced or tatted. WTF is with all that anyway! If you're a part of that herd then don't waste OUR time. I'm not big on sports events on the tube or being there, rather be playing them. Sorry, I don't dance as I look like I am having a seizure.
I am looking for a REAL woman with which to spend the rest of my life and start a family of our own. You should have a fair smathering of the above traits. You don't have to be perfect or read minds and neither do I. Chemistry and attraction WILL be a large part of any relationship I throw myself into. I would like to say that looks, WEIGHT, and general fitness level are not important but that would be a lie and if I lied I would have to drop me like a hot rock! Any questions, ask me and you WILL get an honest answer back fast. Honesty in your profile is a must, I will drop you like a hot rock if you lie.
Remember, life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty, and well preserved piece, but to skid across the line broadside, used up, worn out, leaking oil, and yelling HEY YALL, THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A RIDE BUT WATCH THIS!
The best "Things" in life, AREN'T. You either get this one or you don't.
If you made it through that whole thing without loosing interest (not likely) then by all means Email me. If I like your profile and think we might be a match then I will give you my phone number and we can meet. Either way I WILL PERSONALLY RESPOND.
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Erscheinung & Situation
Mein Körpertyp ist
Fit
Meine Größe ist
6' 2 (1.88 m)
Meine Augen sind
Blau
Meine Herkunft ist
Kaukasisch
Mein Familienstand ist
Nie Verheiratet
Ich habe Kinder
Nein
Ich möchte Kinder
Ja
Meine beste Eigenschaft ist
Beine
Körperkunst
Würde nicht einmal daran denken
Mein Haar ist
Hellbraun
Ich habe ein oder mehrere folgende Haustiere
Vogel
Status
Mein Ausbildungsgrad ist
Teilweise Hochschule
Mein derzeitiges Dienstverhältnis ist
Vollzeit
Meine Spezialität ist
Andere
Ich verdiene im Jahr so viel
$30,000USD bis $44,999USD
Ich lebe
Alleine, Mit Haustier(en)
Zuhause
Freunde kommen gelegentlich vorbei
Ich bin Raucher
Nein
Ich trinke
Ja - Sozial
Persönlichkeit
In der Hauptschule war ich
Stille(r)
Mein soziales Verhalten ist
Schüchtern, Heftig, Comedian, Offen
Meine Interessen und Hobbys sind
Kunst & Handwerk, Lesen, Lernen, Musik, Filme, Internet, Spiele, Familie, Essen gehen, Fotografie, Reisen, Kochen, Camping, Computer
Meine Vorstellung einer tollen Zeit ist
Mit Freunden ausgehen, Daheim bleiben, Versuche neue Dinge, Filme, Entspannen, Trinken, Ein Buch lesen, Videospiele spielen, In ein Konzert gehen, In ein Museum gehen
Ein ideales erstes Date wäre
A comfortable time for us both where we don't put up a front and we are just what we are.
Ansichten
Meine Religion ist
Spirituell aber nicht religiös
Ich besuche Gottesdienste
Nie
Mein Ziel im Leben ist
Find a pertner that needs to be a part of my life and needs me to be a part of theirs. Everything else good comes from that.
Mein Art Humor ist
Clever, Trocken / Sarkastisch, Freundlich, Mysteriös, Witzig, Scharf, Sadistisch
Geschmack
Im Fernsehen sehe ich mir Folgendes gerne an
Cartoons, Dokumentationen, Filme, Ich habe keinen Fernseher
Wenn ich ins Kino gehe, sehe ich immer
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romanze, Drama, Dokumentation, Familie, Animation, Thriller
Wenn ich mir Musik anhöre, höre ich immer
Country/Volksmusik/Schlager, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Klassik, Jazz, Industrial, New Age, Folk, Punk
Wenn ich lese, lese ich immer
Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Anleitungen, Mathematik, Mystery, Natur, Bezug, Poesie, Satire, Wissenschaft, Science Fiction, Technisch
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Was findest du attraktiv?
Intelligenz, Gutes Aussehen, Humor, Einfühlungsvermögen, Sensibilität, Kühnheit, Spontanität, Esprit, Nachdenklich
Nach welcher Art Beziehung suchst du?
Freund, Vertrauter, Verpflichtendes