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underpassash
Brenham, Texas | Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
I Would Describe Myself As
Hey guys! My name is Ashley, but as a joke, my friends call me Underpass Ash the Pirate Hooker. Long story. Anyways--I'm a fun loving girl looking to meet someone new!
Sign
Aquarius
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is
5' 3 (1.6 m)
My Eyes Are
Brown
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Never Married
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Yes
My Best Feature Is
Smile
Body Art
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is
Brown
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Unemployed
My Speciality Is
Sales / Marketing
I Make This Much In A Year
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live
With Parent(s)
At Home
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Often
I Drink
Yes - Often
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is
Boisterous, Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dining, Photography, Cooking, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Museum
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Troublemaker, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Agnostic
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Very Liberal
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Comedy, Drama, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rock, Dance, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read
Classic, Fiction, Mystery, Philosophy, Reference, Poetry
My Idea Of Fun Is
In my town, there isn't much to do. I usually go out the bars and get a bit crazy.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Humor, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?
I'm really not all that picky. If you're non-judgemental and fun to be around, then I'm all for giving you a shot.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date