Boring, Stupid, Lazy, Ugly, Not Fun!
mikeiver
San Pedro, California | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
If you have read any number of the profiles on this site you know they all say same old stuff. You won't be wasting your time since my profile IS different.
ME: NO GAMES. Communication is key with me, if you're not a communicator then we won't get along. I'm very flexible, happy and young at heart, No baggage (well maybe a little, ask and I will tell), NO FEAR OF COMMITMENT, VERY low maintenance, easy going, down to earth, layed back and positive, but VERY direct and to the point, you WILL know what I am thinking and feeling and want. If I am uncomfortable I WILL talk about it. I am a good cook, do laundry, and clean my own toilet. I'm EXTREMELY HANDY at just about anything. I HATE drama! I'm Absolutely faithful and will not tolerate infidelity. I'm Very Affectionate, caring, and loving. If I take a liking to you I will focus all of my attentions, affections and free time on getting to know you better. I date one person at a time, it's to much trouble and not fair to either of us that I try and date more than one person. I would like the same from you. I have a very flexible work schedule and will make all the time for us you could ever want. Count on romantic nights and weekend getaways or just staying in with a movie, healthy eating and trashing the bed sheets for hours. What can I say, I am a total ROMANTIC! I don't do organized religion, You will be my religion. I treat others how I expect to be treated. About any activity is up my alley and I like just about any music.
RAP and Hip Hop, tattoos and piercings in strange places are not a part of my flexibility though, they turn me off! I never smoked, did drugs, got pierced or tatted. WTF is with all that anyway! If you're a part of that herd then don't waste OUR time. I'm not big on sports events on the tube or being there, rather be playing them. Sorry, I don't dance as I look like I am having a seizure.
I am looking for a REAL woman with which to spend the rest of my life and start a family of our own. You should have a fair smathering of the above traits. You don't have to be perfect or read minds and neither do I. Chemistry and attraction WILL be a large part of any relationship I throw myself into. I would like to say that looks, WEIGHT, and general fitness level are not important but that would be a lie and if I lied I would have to drop me like a hot rock! Any questions, ask me and you WILL get an honest answer back fast. Honesty in your profile is a must, I will drop you like a hot rock if you lie.
Remember, life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty, and well preserved piece, but to skid across the line broadside, used up, worn out, leaking oil, and yelling HEY YALL, THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A RIDE BUT WATCH THIS!
The best "Things" in life, AREN'T. You either get this one or you don't.
If you made it through that whole thing without loosing interest (not likely) then by all means Email me. If I like your profile and think we might be a match then I will give you my phone number and we can meet. Either way I WILL PERSONALLY RESPOND.
ME: NO GAMES. Communication is key with me, if you're not a communicator then we won't get along. I'm very flexible, happy and young at heart, No baggage (well maybe a little, ask and I will tell), NO FEAR OF COMMITMENT, VERY low maintenance, easy going, down to earth, layed back and positive, but VERY direct and to the point, you WILL know what I am thinking and feeling and want. If I am uncomfortable I WILL talk about it. I am a good cook, do laundry, and clean my own toilet. I'm EXTREMELY HANDY at just about anything. I HATE drama! I'm Absolutely faithful and will not tolerate infidelity. I'm Very Affectionate, caring, and loving. If I take a liking to you I will focus all of my attentions, affections and free time on getting to know you better. I date one person at a time, it's to much trouble and not fair to either of us that I try and date more than one person. I would like the same from you. I have a very flexible work schedule and will make all the time for us you could ever want. Count on romantic nights and weekend getaways or just staying in with a movie, healthy eating and trashing the bed sheets for hours. What can I say, I am a total ROMANTIC! I don't do organized religion, You will be my religion. I treat others how I expect to be treated. About any activity is up my alley and I like just about any music.
RAP and Hip Hop, tattoos and piercings in strange places are not a part of my flexibility though, they turn me off! I never smoked, did drugs, got pierced or tatted. WTF is with all that anyway! If you're a part of that herd then don't waste OUR time. I'm not big on sports events on the tube or being there, rather be playing them. Sorry, I don't dance as I look like I am having a seizure.
I am looking for a REAL woman with which to spend the rest of my life and start a family of our own. You should have a fair smathering of the above traits. You don't have to be perfect or read minds and neither do I. Chemistry and attraction WILL be a large part of any relationship I throw myself into. I would like to say that looks, WEIGHT, and general fitness level are not important but that would be a lie and if I lied I would have to drop me like a hot rock! Any questions, ask me and you WILL get an honest answer back fast. Honesty in your profile is a must, I will drop you like a hot rock if you lie.
Remember, life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty, and well preserved piece, but to skid across the line broadside, used up, worn out, leaking oil, and yelling HEY YALL, THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A RIDE BUT WATCH THIS!
The best "Things" in life, AREN'T. You either get this one or you don't.
If you made it through that whole thing without loosing interest (not likely) then by all means Email me. If I like your profile and think we might be a match then I will give you my phone number and we can meet. Either way I WILL PERSONALLY RESPOND.
Sign
Scorpio
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Fit
My Height Is
6' 2 (1.88 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Never Married
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Yes
My Best Feature Is
Legs
Body Art
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is
Light Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
Bird
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Other
I Make This Much In A Year
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is
Shy, Boisterous, Comedic, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Family, Dining, Photography, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be
A comfortable time for us both where we don't put up a front and we are just what we are.
Views
My Religion Is
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is
Find a pertner that needs to be a part of my life and needs me to be a part of theirs. Everything else good comes from that.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Jazz, Industrial, New age, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read
Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Mystery, Nature, Reference, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Intimate, Committed