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jadeyarddog
Kemah, Texas | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English, French
I Would Describe Myself As
I am not a normal person. I have been said to be strangely intellectual at times, but mostly I keep my mouth shut. I am a musician, writer (poems, songs, short stories), and an artist. I spend most of my time drawing or playing one of my guitars, the rest walking around charring my lungs. I have medium length, dark brown hair, brown and orange eyes(yes, orange rings around my pupils in certain moods), and average build for my height. I like Horror stories and movies, and fantasy novels (such as Merlin, dragons, vampires, faerie, and the like [Harry Potter Has it All]). I collect all types of knives and blades ranging fron 1 inch long to 4 feet long. I have the security to wear a kilt in public in true Scottish style (you know what I mean). I also have a talent for clothing design and have succesfully created (this means I sewed it too) a full 18th century ensemble (Black of course).
Sign
Sagittarius
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are
Brown
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Legs
Body Art
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Scarred
My Hair Is
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat, Dog
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Unemployed
My Speciality Is
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is
Unemployed
I Make This Much In A Year
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live
With Parent(s)
At Home
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Often
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is
Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Photography, Cooking, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Selfish: Going to a movie of my choice, probably horror, fantasy, or comedy. Dinner at a Japanese restaurant, containing and followed by a conversation. Then drive her home as a coup finit.
Giving: I'd try to find out what she enjoys doing and surprise her with that. Then her choice on any further activities.
Giving: I'd try to find out what she enjoys doing and surprise her with that. Then her choice on any further activities.
I've Always Wanted To Try
BASE-Jumping off a skyscraper.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Raunchy, Obscure
Views
My Religion Is
Agnostic
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is
To Rise in the Navy Ranks and retire in the mountains with a wife and a few children.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rock, Metal, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read
Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Poetry, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is
Sitting around playing my guitars or video games, or doing graphic design work on my computer
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?
I want to meet someone that I am able to talk to about anything for an indefinite amount of time. You're probably thinking to yourself, "Very simple...riiight...How in BLOODY BLUE BLAZES is that simple??!" I can't answer that; I simply...don't know. If you think you've figured it out, drop me an e-mail or an IM if I'm online. If you haven't figured it out, and just feel like talking, you know what to do.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Intimate