gentlman scholar, endagered species

I Would Describe Myself As

I am a well-read, well-traveled, caring, compassionate, recently resingled, retired military Major. I also answer to the title Selfless Scholar & Generous Gentleman, a genre on extinction’s edge. Accurate adjectival phrases photograph a pleasing persona: divorced dad, prosperous provider, brilliant basketball coach, and marvelous man ecstatically emerging from first (and only) monogamous marriage of 21 years. Must I mention my maestro’s penchant of penning poetic profiles, deliberately designed to attract amorous attention of prospective partners for interaction in social settings? I must candidly confess that a rare rendition of Tourette’s syndrome makes me aggressively addicted to amusing alliteration, wild word play, penetrating paradox, and openly oxymoronic prose patterns when anxious about adjusting to single socialization on the information interstate highway.

Did my last paragraph say nothing substantive about me? Or, did it tell you everything you need to know? I hope it was the latter. My wish is that it brought a smile to your lips, and made you curious enough to respond to my email. Please trust that I know how to balance my cleverness with an equal share of kindness. Won’t you give me that chance?

Sign

Capricorn

My Body Type Is

Fit

My Height Is

5' 10 (1.78 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Sometimes At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Belly Button

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Salt And Pepper

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Contruction / Craftsman

I Live

Alone

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Jock

My Social Behavior Is

Friendly

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Exercising, Sports, Learning, Music, Internet, Family, Dining, Theater, Cooking, Cars, Fishing / Hunting, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly

My Religion Is

Spiritual But Not Religious

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Friendly, Obscure

On Tv, I Always Watch

I Wish I Had A Tv

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Comedy, Drama, Documentary

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Classical, Blues, Jazz, Folk

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Auto-biography, Business, Computers, Fiction, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Instructional, Philosophy, Science, Sports, Technical

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed