Want to sit on Santa's lap?
bad_santa_lap
Rockledge, Florida | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Would Describe Myself As
I'm a jolly old elf. I look like Santa
but I prefer the naughty girls. If
you're nice to me, I'll slip something
nice into your stocking. I like to play
pool, texas holdem, and give moustache rides.
but I prefer the naughty girls. If
you're nice to me, I'll slip something
nice into your stocking. I like to play
pool, texas holdem, and give moustache rides.
Sign
Leo
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Heavyset
My Height Is
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
Body Art
Secret Piercings
My Hair Is
Silver
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat, Dog, Fish
Status
My Education Level Is
University Degree
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - One Or Two
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Brain
My Social Behavior Is
Friendly
Views
My Kind Of Humor Is
Campy, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Humor, Great Skills, Flirtatiousness, Passiveness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Internet Buddy, Intimate